December 24, 2007
Climate Change for the Beautiful People (Special investigative report by Grünhaus Gaz, environmental correspondent.) On December 4, 10,000 worldcrats and their coteries jetted into the Indonesian resort island of Bali to attend yet another in a long line of climate-change conferences. No one seemed bothered by an AP article that asserted, "Their emissions are probably going to be greater than a small African country." "I've been here all day," coos a young bikini-clad American woman reclining on a white sand beach who asks not to be identified. "This is the best free vacation since the Rio shindig." Asked to explain the "free" part, she smirks, "My boyfriend owns and operates Chokejet Charters Air Service. He's politically connected. We fly American politicians and UN bureaucrats to these climate things. They have unlimited taxpayer money, you know."
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