July 31, 2007
Gay Bombs and Bubble Wrapped Battlefields The following data was gleaned from heavily redacted documents obtained through the little-known Freedom of Information About Really Stupid Wasteful Military Boondoggles Act. Fort Clonefield Genetic Warfare Research Labs developed a method for identifying and extracting the human Nationality Stereotype Gene, or NSG. Government scientists first isolated an American NSG and injected it into several "volunteer" Iraqi Enemy Combatants at Guantanamo. The American NSG caused the Iraqis to start playing poker and smoking cigars on Saturday night, lying about their sexual exploits and getting into fistfights over the superiority of Ford versus Chevrolet pickup trucks.
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